Katie: (all excited) "Mama! There is this cream that you can use for your stretch marks that shrink your tummy bc it's kinda big and, you know, fat... AND I saw this commercial for this hair stuff that makes your hair shiny and pretty. You need that because your hair is not pretty. It's kinda ugly... but that's ok.. I don't care. I still love you."
Thanks kid ;)
*For the record... I'm thinking of banning her from commercials lol*